Como se dice

What's the polite way to say I literally cannot stand your shrill voice and if you butcher one more Disney song I may actually have to cut your head off?

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS TO A HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME SONG YOU DO NOT WANT TO SING IT IN FRONT OF ME.

Covers That Suck

SO idk who the actual hell thought it was a good idea to allow One Direction to cover Teenage Dirtbag. But they were wrong and should be shot in the head that they are clearly not using. LIKE. I'm sorry, did anyone in that band ever even listen to Iron Maiden? Their "awkward teenage years" were spent on X Factor. You bubblegum pop crap, you do not understand 90's grunge. GET. OUT.

1D Day

I'm a hardcore fangirl and we all know it (not of One Direction, just in general). But seriously? How could anyone watch reality for 7 hours? Like, what? I have bands I love, too! Youtubers livestream all the flippin time! But who do you think you are broadcasting YOURSELF for 7 hours? About 3 I can manage. If it's for a charity event or kickstarter type of event, sure! I probably won't watch it all live but I'll find the video later and space out my viewings throughout several sittings. But 7. Hours. Straight. GT actual FO my social media, directioners. Shut it down, we're sick of the live tweeting.

The moment I allow any celebrity to make me sit in front of a computer watching them for the majority of my day is the moment I lose myself. It's like admitting "Not only am I a fangirl, I am nothing more than a fangirl. I find you to be far higher than I could ever hope to be, and I am bowing to you. Treat me like property and not like a person, because I am a fangirl. And even though we will never be friends or life partners because, again, we are not equals, maybe you'll mention my twitter name in a video."

Again. Nothing wrong with fangirling. I do it all the time. Twitter interactions bring me inexplicable joy. But I refuse to be a fan of a person or group who would exploit that without supporting a cause other than their own popularity.

Court Cases

Here's the thing about legal matters. I have my 2 cents, too! But we live in a world of millionaires. The people who are millionaires in this case are (supposedly) more capable of coming to a just and accurate conclusion. If all we do is throw in our 2 cents, the cents will add up. HOWEVER cases of this matter shouldn't be decided by a majority vote. It's decided by actual studied law and learned procedures. Why talk about it? The case is being handled by professionals. STFU and stop throwing cents around. No one likes pennies anyway.

Mama

ACTUALLY. You adore your mother. Stop whining about her on tumblr expecting sympathy from strangers. You adore her. And the only time she gives you grief is about Choir College. Which, DUH, any arts kid goes into this field knowing the parents will never be 100% supportive. That's just life. Suck it up.

Internet Icon S2 Ep7

SPOILERS

Ryan, go home. Like, what the actual hell. That was uncalled for. I get it. Similar videos. And yes it is your job to say something. But to have NO positive feedback? He took a risk! It's a smart concept! Otherwise, you wouldn't have done it. The major difference is that yours was a thank you to your subscribers and a look at your history. Alex made a love story, and looked back at it with regret and his own form of closure. MEANWHILE, Bad Weather had the worst video! Infomercial is SUCH an easy way out of a prop challenge. Granted, Foley is quite impressive. I wouldn't have thought of that, and it was a cool addition. HOWEVER at the end of the day it's still just a goofy infomercial! Why didn't you call them out on that? Isn't that what your entire channel was pretty much based around in its inception? Stupid infomercials? Ugh. That's bogus. And even if Bad Weather had stayed, Will should've gone home. He's out of his league now. And the fact that you KNEW Alex would've done well in the next challenge? I'm sorry, you goofed. ALL the dislikes.

Hell Of A Thang

So. Why did it take you until AFTER I realized I hate everything about you for you to show some interest in spending time with me? (And now I feel fake for acting so excited!)

Oh right. You're drunk.

Whiny Women

Here's a link to a story about a guy who sent a picture of his penis. Conclusion: Girl was unhappy and sent the picture to his mother

Alright here we go. See, as a joke, that's effing hilarious. That's what the pretentious mofo gets! LOL I wish I knew what his mom said. HOWEVER. This girl took it a bit far. Calling it harassment and rape culture? Can you not? Like, he's not forcing you to do anything. You don't have to stare at the picture or masturbate to it or even take pictures of yourself! And he's definitely not forcing you to have sex. If you wanna look at it, you can. If not, it takes all of a split second to notice what it is a picture of and then delete it before you see more. It's happened to me before. We've all had it happen. It's not hard to ignore. Literally, the most you have to do is push two or three buttons and I can promise you: you will forget what it looks like. Stop acting like you're traumatized. He thought you wanted to see it! Mind you, that was a dumbass assumption to make. But it's nowhere near the same level as having sex with you without prior consent. Sex without prior consent = bad evil awful criminal. Dick pics without prior consent = common mundane unimpressive forgettable. It's a dating app. You gonna tell me you haven't heard the stories of Omegle and Chat Roulette? Step off your high horse please.

Summary: Bravo for the action. Boo for your reasoning.

Anti-Climactic

Seriously. I waited all day. DYING to know what was up. For this? Bro, I know you're venting, but you're retelling my life with different names. I know how this ends. You can stop now.

YOU LITTLE SH*T

Why the F*CK AM I SO ANGRY? HOLY DAMN CRAP THE HYPOCRISY INVOLVED IN THIS. I WANT TO KILL IT. UGH. I f*ckin' hate myself. Sammy, shut the f*ck up.

#GirlCode

Today's trending twitter topic is #girlcode

I think it's in reference to a new MTV show. I wouldn't know. I know nothing about this show. I can't comment on it.

But apparently guys are being pissy about it the topic? Ew. Grow up. Few things I wanna say.

-You're right. Women aren't funny. We're boring and annoying as hell. Why do we have a show?
- In terms of an actual girl code, there's always been one. It's existed for as long as guy code has. I promise you they are all the same dang rules. Although I've never bothered looking at it as "___ code" cause a lot of it should just be common sense and human decency.
- "This is the only girl code you ladies need" -shows some picture about making a sandwich-. I don't mind those jokes cause lol women. But seriously? A sandwich? Like, at least be creative. Why not ask for something like lasagna? Or a pineapple upside down cake? Or give us an entire book on Caribbean cuisine? Would you really be happy if your woman only ever looked at one recipe, and it was for a SANDWICH?! Like, if you're gonna be rude and demand, go all out bro. Also, why is this girl code? Don't get me wrong, girls should know how to cook, but so should guys! Men who know how to work in a kitchen are sexy! Yummm.

Dammit Nerimon

Ugh... Sometimes Alex. Sometimes.

"Can I start by kissing you?"

NO ALEX. NO YOU CAN'T.

YOU FOOL.

YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU DUMPED HER, YOU DOUCHE CANOE.

THAT'S KINDA WHAT HAPPENS.

Sorry. WTF am I saying? I don't know either of these people personally, and even if I did that would give me absolutely no right to judge either of their choices even then. But OMG CARRIE. Girl, you can do ridiculous amounts of better. I'm happy you're friends. I am. I stay friends with all my ex's so I get it. You were with him a year. Someone so special in your life doesn't just leave for good. But if one of my ex's said that to me a good month (?) after breaking my heart, I'd be livid. Like no b*tch, you gave me up, you're damn loss. Merp. Shut up Sammy. People hate it when you decide their lives for them. Welp. Those cards are BS, your future will be just as bright as you are, my dearest.

Defending My Lady's Honor

-sigh-

1. I'm pretty sure Ari & Jai are still together but THAT DOESN'T MATTER. JUST LISTEN TO THE SONG

2. Her relationship with Mac Miller also does not matter. Yeah, the kiss was a bit.. much but hey, it's a STAGE kiss. Calm thyselves. Jai's not an idiot. She did it for the music video. Anyone who gets jealous over a stage kiss has their own issues that need to be dealt with. Also, it's a KISS. It's not sexual. Seriously, chill.

3. She was not the star of Victorious because the show was MADE FOR VICTORIA. Victoria Justice is talented, too. Agreed, Ariana Grande is better, but let's be real, side characters are ALWAYS the best characters. Maybe Ariana could've been Tori, but NO ONE could've played Cat better. Besides, she's getting her own show now so stop being butthurt.

4. I'm sorry, who said she can't act? You can go home.

5. Yes. That is her singing. 100% her. You can watch her other videos if you're not sure. Live ones, too. She's a boss. Fall in love like the rest of us. Because she GENUINELY sings like that. Girl, rock them whistle tones.

6. Trying to copy Mariah Carey? Hmm. Gee. Maybe that's because Mariah is Ari's favorite singer/idol. I mean, she's even admitted to it. Time and time again. That's THE POINT.

7. Bad dancer? I didn't really think she was trying to dance amazingly. I thought she was just having fun because that's what happens when you love what you do. Meh.

8. She's cute. Let her wear whatever she wants. She rocks it. And I like her ribbons :)

Answers to questions no one asked. I love her. End of story.

#TheWay by @ArianaGrande

Lovely Family You Got There

WOW youz a b*tch!

Thanks for saying hi by the way. You know, when I was standing right next to you.

Your little sister is quite the charmer. Angry little thing, isn't she?

Oh and the middle child? Yeah she's just like you. Just. Like. You.

-_____________-

Dunno what your beef is, but you may go.

Worst Birthday Ever

To top it all off? You didn't even say Happy Birthday

Irrelevant People

"ur only alive because its illegal to kill yhu. ..'

 

...So is weed but every other status you post is about that.

God, there is no logic behind you. You're just a pure dumbass. 

Why do people think they're funny?

...No. No. Not amused. Give me back my pumpkin.

"Chucky's Flow"

"Pues llego ¿quien llega??? Chucky Flow Killa el de la 40 Y no provoques que te mate con mi letra tu eres feka, no estas apto pa esta guerra morirás sangrado en una puta cuneta yo soy calle, tu no eres calle y tu lo sabes, y es mejor que conmigo no te resbales, naci solo, jodo solo, guerreo solo y contra ti o contra cualquiera yo me jodo no me la tengo que pasar con gángsters papa no aparento con cadena que no es mía pai, para sacar las pacas en la discoteca pai, para tener que frontear con una botella de champagne, estos modhafuckaz se creen superman a todas esta nos matamos y no me jodas mas....UNA MAS PA LOS FEKAS, BULLEST PA LOS KE FASTAMEAN Y ELEGANCIA CON LAS GATAS EN LAS....Flow Killaz all day...$$$$$$....."

... seriously? "$$$$$$"? I quit. No. Just stop. Please. I'm so tired of your existence. There's a reason people think Hispanics are stupid: You. Sorry, can't deal with the chanchi stereotypical ish. No patience for it. Learn to spell, 'cause even your Spanish is atrocious.

Mistakes Happen

If you can't do anything about it, GET THE HELL OUT THE WAY AND LET THE TECHIES HANDLE IT!

Also, sorry, I'm not happy for you. You're doing the most for a week.

Whatever. Tonight was wonderful.