Showing posts with label twitter sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twitter sucks. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion

PREACH:

  • I think partying every weekend is horrible
  • I LOVE Barry Manilow. Grew up around his music. Sue me.
  • drinking and smoking all the time is not cool. Or attractive
  • TACO BELL TASTES LIKE SOMETHING YOU SCRAPE OFF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE
  • T-shirts with Geek or Dweeb on them are SO annoying. And fake glasses
  • Drinking & smoking are unacceptable if you're in a relationship with me
  • WARNING: VERY VERY CONTROVERSIAL DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE I prefer hot weather to cold weather anyday
  • Girls that smoke are disgusting. People that smoke period are disgusting.
  • music festivals > clubs
  • I prefer DC over Marvel. Not that I don't like Marvel, DC's just got more heroes I grew up with
  • Elle Varner is the most talented female artist
  • If Aaliyah was alive Beyonce's career would have been over
  • Drinking alcohol is also unattractive, especially if you get drunk
  • Kelly Rowland will always be better than Beyonce
  • Jamie Foxx is mediocre, his acting, his comedy, his music, everything.
  • i hate Soda, the flavor any type of soda got is just nasty.
  • facial piercings look like boogers on most people. They're not for everyone.
  • if Halle Berry can get cheated on. EVERYBODY can get cheated on
  • the kardashians and jenners aren't that amazing
  • God is the one and only. The alpha and omega the beginning and end
  • yoga pants and ugg boots are an awful combination that make you look like a homeless streetwalker
  • Kelly Roland is prettier than Beyonce. Idc idc idc.
  • I think tattoos & piercings are the most DISGUSTING things anyone can do to their body!
  • I prefer brunettes to blondes
  • I think that every stereotype is true to a certain extent.
  • Christ is our Lord and Savior
  • michelle from destiny's child can acc proper sing
  • God is Real.
  • it's not hot if you smoke weed
  • shows like "Teen Mom" are not helping anybody
  • Id much rather hang out with a group of people instead of go to a big party
  • Bum over breast
  • Madonna is the queen of pop. Not Beyonce, not Gaga (not yet at least), not anyone.
  • I think Bernadette Peters is hands down one of the most beautiful women ever

GIRL, BYE:

  • I don't think girls who smoke are unattractive at all
  • Ariana Grande is not pretty she looks like a 13 year old child
  • I don't like The Beatles. Sure they may have one or two catchy songs but in general they're not THAT great.
  • Aaliyah and Left eye are overrated
  • BeyoncĂ© is a better performer than MJ
  • I think women who won't indulge in their partners sexual desires should expect to be cheated on. 
  • Ariana Grande looks like a 12 year old to me, I think she's overrated.
  • i dont think Marilyn Monroe's body was " attractive."
  • techno music is possibly the worst thing to happen to music since rap
  • alliyah was average. Then she died and became a legend
  • I don't like ice-cream
  • I think the Beatles are massively overrated.
  • David Tennant is the worst Doctor of all time. I prefer Capaldi and he hasn't even shot a scene yet.
  • people only glorify biggie and tupac because they got shot. If they were still alive y'all wouldn't care
  • I don't like lion king
  • I don't like blurred lines or suit and tie
  • You can be in love and still sleep with other people
  • Peanut butter and jelly don't taste good together
  • inception is one of the most boring movies ever!
  • Amy Winehouse wasn't that good
  • dan howell's videos are overrated oops
  • minions are dumb and annoying
  • Ronaldo is the best player in the world right now idc
  • The tragedy around Heath Ledgers untimely death distracts people from his Joker performance being pretty so-so.
  • Michael Jackson had like 6 good songs other than those the rest were average
  • Alicia Keys ain't that great to me. She's dry and boring tbh. Her voice isn't spectacular either
  • One Direction are better than the beatles
  • grown men that watch anime are weirdos and need to reevaluate their life

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

#GirlCode

Today's trending twitter topic is #girlcode

I think it's in reference to a new MTV show. I wouldn't know. I know nothing about this show. I can't comment on it.

But apparently guys are being pissy about it the topic? Ew. Grow up. Few things I wanna say.

-You're right. Women aren't funny. We're boring and annoying as hell. Why do we have a show?
- In terms of an actual girl code, there's always been one. It's existed for as long as guy code has. I promise you they are all the same dang rules. Although I've never bothered looking at it as "___ code" cause a lot of it should just be common sense and human decency.
- "This is the only girl code you ladies need" -shows some picture about making a sandwich-. I don't mind those jokes cause lol women. But seriously? A sandwich? Like, at least be creative. Why not ask for something like lasagna? Or a pineapple upside down cake? Or give us an entire book on Caribbean cuisine? Would you really be happy if your woman only ever looked at one recipe, and it was for a SANDWICH?! Like, if you're gonna be rude and demand, go all out bro. Also, why is this girl code? Don't get me wrong, girls should know how to cook, but so should guys! Men who know how to work in a kitchen are sexy! Yummm.

Friday, October 5, 2012