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The Way We Were

Have I never posted this? That's impossible. Because, like Carrie, it's perfect

The Worst Fans

In regards to the latest Carrie Alex news.

"I KNEW THEY WERE TOGETHER. I TOLD YOU ALL. I FREAKING KNEW IT."
Congratulations. Whoopty-freakin-do for you! Too bad you didn't get confirmation until they FREAKING BROKE UP, now did ya? Get over yourself

"Omg just say you are still together everyone wants you to .... Get married ..... Have kids (don't worrie I doubt Carrie will have a miss carriage ) ......we all love u to as a couple xxx"
omfg can you not? Really? Did she NOT just go through a depressing break-up? Was she not just ridiculously hurt by this guy? You can't force two people together, no one gives a damn what you want. Let them do whatever the hell they like. Grow up.

"Unless they ARE still together and they SAID they broke up to stop the shipping..."
...I f*cking quit. This fandom is the worst. I hate you all. STOP. CARING. YOU ARE THE WORST. STOP NOSING AROUND IN BUSINESS THAT ISN'T YOURS you freaking whores.

Dammit Nerimon

Ugh... Sometimes Alex. Sometimes.

"Can I start by kissing you?"

NO ALEX. NO YOU CAN'T.

YOU FOOL.

YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU DUMPED HER, YOU DOUCHE CANOE.

THAT'S KINDA WHAT HAPPENS.

Sorry. WTF am I saying? I don't know either of these people personally, and even if I did that would give me absolutely no right to judge either of their choices even then. But OMG CARRIE. Girl, you can do ridiculous amounts of better. I'm happy you're friends. I am. I stay friends with all my ex's so I get it. You were with him a year. Someone so special in your life doesn't just leave for good. But if one of my ex's said that to me a good month (?) after breaking my heart, I'd be livid. Like no b*tch, you gave me up, you're damn loss. Merp. Shut up Sammy. People hate it when you decide their lives for them. Welp. Those cards are BS, your future will be just as bright as you are, my dearest.

She Gets It

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Watch THIS.

Then look through THIS.

CHF

Worth more than a prince who can charm.