Anime Boys & Blue Roses

Anime: Always doing it right

Yum

#ishIrasays 7

"She gives up all her money to feed the poor hungry people for a week, and that's nice. That's good, but what are they next week? Poor and hungry." In a whiny voice, "The children keep dying. They keep dying!"

-le sigh-

Irrelevant People

"ur only alive because its illegal to kill yhu. ..'

 

...So is weed but every other status you post is about that.

God, there is no logic behind you. You're just a pure dumbass. 

Boys In Polos

#Yum

God, Drugs, & Sex

A grand blank look on your face
When you learned it was over
Do you ever question why?
What could have been different?
We were so comfortable
Living in each others skin
I was dying from within

'Cause God, drugs, and sex don't mean a thing
To you now, do they now baby?
I don't mean anything
By it now, do I now sweetheart?
You should have thought about then for now
God drugs and sex don't mean a thing
To you now, do they now baby?
You should have thought about then for now
But I've gotta leave
I've gotta leave

Tell me where did you learn to love?
(Maybe you don't want to know)
Tell me when did your hands grow cold?
(It might tell you something)
If you could go back to yesterday
Would you change it all for me?
If you thought we could be together,
Would you believe that

'Cause God, drugs, and sex don't mean a thing
To you now, do they now baby?
I don't mean anything
By it now, do I now sweetheart?
You should have thought about then for now
God, drugs and sex don't mean a thing
To you now, do they now baby?
You should have thought about then for now
But I've gotta leave
I've gotta leave

Did you not hear me coming around alone?
Did you not see me coming along the way?
Where the bright lights are leading you astray
Where the bright lights to grant you a way from your love
Don't leave anything
Would you change it all for me?

Let go, let go of me now
I'm not here
Let go, let go of me now
'Cause I'm already gone

Comparison

The one thing worse than wanting to run into someone's arms,

Not knowing whose arms to run to.

Abstinence

I haven't made my decision about you. But I've made my decision about me.

No Sex!

Male Priorities

Apparently fat girls > short girls

Sorry, that's incredibly rude and insensitive, I know. I'm awful. But why is your love life more exciting than mine?!

An Ira Thanksgiving

Email from Ira:
"I for got to remind you on Monday to have a spectacular Thanksgiving. After you
have finished your turkey and enjoyed the football folk drama, consider working
on making your 10 min. play's poster as fabulous as the big Apple's parade.
It's due on Mon. You can "wow" the class then."

No Ira. No.

Mexico

Lauren: That's the headband Nancy got you from Mexico
Jess: -sniff- It doesn't smell like Mexico

No More German

Me: (Commenting on girly habits) Ew, I'm a girl!
Jess: I know! I had the same realization the other day! I was like lol vagina!

How you know it's too late. Finish your homework Jess.

#TeamEvan

Because all Evan's have something really good about them.

I guess all Jonathan's must have something crappy about them. -sigh- Except they're all still really wonderful.

My Light

I know what I want. I f*cking know what I want. I know who I am. I know which path is the right one for me. I know where I'm going. You are not a part of ANY of that. As much as I want you to be, you're not. You're just not. Everything in this world is telling me to get the hell away from you so I can get back to me, because you're no good. So prove me wrong! PROVE ME F*CKING WRONG. And don't act stupid you know you're doing this. You have to. You OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW how f*cking NEEDY I am. You know how much I need to hear the words "I love you" and "I want to be with you". Not just "I want to f*ck you", and hey, I haven't even heard that in a good while. TALK. TO ME. ABOUT SOMETHING BESIDES YOUR DAMN MUSIC. You don't have to love me, no one said you did. But don't sit there and get my hopes up and make me f*cking wait for something that will never come. Just say you don't want this and that's fine. I've been dumped by you before, I can go through it again, and I'll survive. But don't f*cking make me wait! I've always waited for you. I've been waiting for you since we met. If I have to wait, remind me why I'm waiting instead of proving to me that it's a lost cause. It's not hard to write a message on facebook, have a conversation for 20 minutes. EVERYONE but you talks to me now. I just can't understand it.

Your music isn't stupid. I love it. And obviously it's your focus. You have work, you have deadlines. And we talked about this. We said it would be a while. I knew it wouldn't be easy. I knew I'd have to wait. You have so much going on. I could never demand anything more from you! It's not my place, it really isn't. I want you to do whatever you feel you have to to feel better. I really just want your happiness. I'm whining. I always whine. Don't listen to me. I'm being selfish... I just feel like I should be this time. I don't think I'm too in the wrong. A message every now and again would be nice. I miss you. Don't you miss me? 

I wanna cry. I wanna scream. I wanna break things. I wanna tear things. I wanna... I don't really know.

Oh Emily

Grabs her chocolates

Emily - It's too hot. They're melting.
Me - Put them in the fridge.
Emily - No
Me - Why not?!
Emily - They can melt in my tummy.

...

Light

Watch THIS.

Then look through THIS.

#ishIrasays 6

Describing the life of an opera singer.

Stage manager pushes Singer onto the stage.
Singer - What am I singing?
Stage manager - La Dona E Mobile
Singer - Oh okay, I love that song.
Curtain up, conductor starts
Singer - La Dona E Mobile! I'll sing real loud today! You want to come and pay! While I will sing a song.

Oh Stormy.

Test of Survival

Everyday is a reminder that I won't make it in this business. And if I do, I won't be able to live off just this.

Food for Thought

Morning Conversations

"You lost me at 'the'"

Club of Adventure

I Believe In Charlie McDonnell

Life According to Peanuts

Diet Week

I hate diet week.

Preferences

I'll take Kyou Sohma over Christian Grey any day.

Hint. Hint.

Kindly STFU

I will never understand twisted feminist logic. "You should be okay with women showing off their bodies, it's not a big deal, we can do what we want!" - "Oh my gosh stop staring at me, it's objectifying and rude, and scary!".

No.... No.

With the Sound of A Gat

#ishIrasays 5

"What's that one guy, the one you wouldn't know. He sings that song, it goes OOOOOOOH. But not the black guy, the white one."

(Don't worry, be happy)

#ishIrasays 4

In response to Mariah giving Ira a pumpkin muffin:

"I'm waiting for it to grow into something better. Maybe it'll be a cherry pie"

No Ira. No.

#ishIrasays 3

- Whistle from Mariah's phone-

"Wait, was that your machine? Oh, and I was about to come get my cookie. -pants like a dog-"

Ira... 3 times in like 10 minutes

#ishIrasays 2

"Bye Steve! I always feel bad about missing meetings with you -sob-... okay I'm over it"

...

#ishIrasays 1

"That black guy from the civil rights movement..."

...Martin Luther King?

Treasure/Torture

What Not to Click On When Hungry

Google Search: Breeze Curtain

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:)

No More Political Ads Eve

Politics are boring.
I'm seventeen.
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU VOTED.

I HATE GOODBYES

ewkhyirwjgkdhgrwghhkjwrh ALL THE RED VS BLUE FEELS!

Sammy: ajfhdsghaghhtrwadfgfdggh
Emily: Aww sweetie.
Sammy: What do I do with my life?!?!
Emily: Go have chocolate?

Correct.

-Eating chocolate. Realize what just happened-

Sammy: OMG. THAT WASN'T JUST THE SEASON FINALE. THAT WAS THE SERIES FINALE! AKJGHJKDHGHDSHKJA
Emily: Don't you have ice cream in the freezer?

<3 INFINITE ROOMIE LOVE!

Now For Fun

1. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?

Closed. TF? Who sleeps with it open?

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?

Rarely

3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?

No, nor anywhere else.

4. Where is your next vacation?

Who even knows?!

5. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Nope.

6. Who do you think reads these?

Curious/Bored people. The minority.

7. Do you have a calendar in your room?

Yup

8. Where are you?

My dorm at McDaniel College in Westminster, MD.

9. What’s your plan for the day?

What day? It’s 11:12.

10. Are you reading any books right now?

Nah.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Sometimes. Not as much as I did as a kid.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?

Hasn’t everyone?

13. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

All the time.

14. Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Yup.

15. What is your “Song of the Week”?

Oh geez. I guess everything from Vital.

16. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Oh yes.

17. Do you still watch cartoons?

Religiously.

18. Whats your favorite love movie?

…I dunno. Howl’s Moving Castle is my favorite movie, and it has romance so let’s just say that.

19. What do you drink with dinner?

Water

20. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?

My mouth…

21. What is your favorite food/cuisine?

Italian

22. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Howl’s Moving Castle, West Side Story, Little Women, Interstella 5555, Newsies, Little Manhattan, ANYTHING Disney (especially The Hunchback of Notre Dame), anything Peanuts.

23. Last person you hugged/kissed?

Emily.

24. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Nope

25. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

No. Just no.

26. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

A few weeks ago actually.

27. Can you change the oil on a car?

HAH. No.

28. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

I can’t drive.

29. Run out of gas?

… Can’t. Drive.

30. Favorite kind of sandwich?

Turkey!

31. Best thing to eat for breakfast?

French toast.

32. What is your usual bedtime?

LOUL

33. Are you lazy?

Depends

34. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

I didn’t, I wasn’t allowed to. NOW I dress up.

35. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

No sir

36. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?

LEGOS. But we love Lincoln Logs <3

37. Are you stubborn?

Oh yeah.

38. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Letterman.

39. Ever watch soap operas?

Only with la madre, and in Spanish. Uysh.

40. Afraid of heights?

Duh.

41. Sing in the car?

And everywhere else.

42. Dance in the shower?

Like nobody’s business.

43. Dance in the car?

Like a music video.

44. Ever used a gun?

Duck Hunt, nuff said.

45. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yes, and it’s WONDERFUL.

46. Is Christmas stressful?

Not in the slightest.

47. Ever eat a pierogi?

Can’t say I have.

48. Major annoyance right now?

People erasing my board.

49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher. Singer. Interior Designer.

50. Do you believe in ghosts?

I don’t think so?

51. Ever have a deja-vu feeling?

Duh.

52. Do you take a vitamin daily?

No sir.

53. Wear slippers?

Yepp

54. Wear a bath robe?

Only at home (not college)

55. What do you wear to bed?

Pajamas.

56. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?

TARGET!

57. Nike or Adidas?

Sweat shops = no no

58. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos.

59. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Pshh, natural food. LOUL.

60. Ever hear of, “gorp”?

Yes actually.

61. Ever taken karate?

No.

62. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Niet.

63. Can you curl your tongue?

Not in the cool ways.

64. Ever won a spelling bee?

Never entered one.

65. Ever cried because you were so happy?

All the time!

66. Own any record albums?

Teehee yes yes

67. Own a record player?

Sigh. Nope.

68. Regularly burn incense?

Nah

69. Ever been in love?

I don’t think so. I think I’m close though.

70. Hot tea or cold tea:

Hot?

71. Tea or coffee?

Neither. But I guess tea.

72. Favorite kind of cookie?

Thin Mints!

73. Can you swim well?

Can’t swim at all.

74. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?

Rarely

75. Are you patient?

NOT AT ALL.

76. Ever won a contest?

Don’t think so.

77. Ever had plastic surgery?

No!

78. Which are better black or green olives?

Neither.

79. Can you knit or crochet?

Nope

80. Wash room or bathroom?

Bathroom.

81. Do you want to get married?

Not to you! JK. I’d like to be married someday.

82. Who was your High School crush?

… why do you act like there was only one? I’m a girl, my interests change over time, thanks.

83. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

No, I’m not actually 5 even if I act like it, thanks.

84. Do you have kids?

Nope.

85. Do you want kids?

Not right now, but after marriage yes.

86. What kind of mom are you?

The potential future kind? I guess?

87. Do you miss anyone right now?

OH YEAH.

88. Who do you want to see right now?

Jonathan ‘cause eff my life.

Cause Boredom

Deep Questions
1.      What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
 
The former
 
2.       Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
 
Nazi feminists piss me off. And yes, they always will.
 
3.      You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
 
Probably my mother. I know I wouldn’t want her to be the last person I talk to, but I’m just so used to calling her first or else she gets offended. I’d probably just tell her everything I knew about the situation. And the I love you’s and such.
 
4.      You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
 
Oh man, I’d be terrified. I’d write a will, not that I have much to give away. I’d like to say I’d cross things off my bucket list, but honestly I’d just want to spend time with the people I love. I don’t know if I’d tell anyone. Part of me thinks I would because I love attention and people would basically clear their schedules for me. But I don’t want so much sadness in my last days, you know?
 
5.      You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
 
Trick question, love doesn’t exist without trust.
 
6.      You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
 
Well no, but only because I can’t swim, so I can’t do anything. I’d make sure someone else who wouldn’t die with the dog did something though.
 
7.      Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
 
Again, it’s all one in the same to me.
 
8.      Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
 
Finally.
 
9.      Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
 
Yes. Yes please. Is an hour all I get? Can I give up more? Because none of us were ready to say goodbye and we all had things we needed to say. To do.
 
10.  Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
 
I mean, I think so.
 
11.  Does love = sex?
 
NEIN. Unfortunately, having sex with someone doesn’t mean you love them. And just because you love someone doesn’t mean you should EVER feel pressured into having sex with them.
 
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
 
No because chances are I’m in the same situation AND it’s never ONLY because they’re the newest. If I deserved to be fired first, I would be.
 
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
 
Jonathan? I don’t know the last time. But he knows I love him. He knows I basically want to spend the rest of my life with him and I wish we could be more than what we are now and that I’m sick of just sexual conversations because I’m clingy whiny annoying female that needs lovey compliments GROSS. That was a coherent sentence.
 
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
 
That I don’t.
 
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
 
My friendships with anyone. I’m clingy as all getout. And I’ve never been good about letting go of anyone.
 
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
 
Today. Maybe an hour ago. My mom.
 
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
I’d have my lines memorized. Because that just needs to be a thing -___-
 
18. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
 
Jonathan, because always. GROSS.
 
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
 
I’m not certified so no regardless of person.
 
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
 
The baby. I don’t know, it sounds horrible. But I just miss her. I miss both my grandmothers. You’re telling me I had the chance to save one of them? I’ll take it immediately.
 
22. Are you old fashioned?
 
In several respects, yes.
 
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
 
I don’t know. I really don’t. I think we all secretly would like something. But who knows. I’d also like to think I’m nice to people often.
 
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
 
I see no difference if there’s a guarantee. But I suppose the former. Otherwise, life is incredibly dull, non?
 
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
 
Infinite wishes. Get up on my level.