#ishIrasays 7

"She gives up all her money to feed the poor hungry people for a week, and that's nice. That's good, but what are they next week? Poor and hungry." In a whiny voice, "The children keep dying. They keep dying!"

-le sigh-

An Ira Thanksgiving

Email from Ira:
"I for got to remind you on Monday to have a spectacular Thanksgiving. After you
have finished your turkey and enjoyed the football folk drama, consider working
on making your 10 min. play's poster as fabulous as the big Apple's parade.
It's due on Mon. You can "wow" the class then."

No Ira. No.

#ishIrasays 6

Describing the life of an opera singer.

Stage manager pushes Singer onto the stage.
Singer - What am I singing?
Stage manager - La Dona E Mobile
Singer - Oh okay, I love that song.
Curtain up, conductor starts
Singer - La Dona E Mobile! I'll sing real loud today! You want to come and pay! While I will sing a song.

Oh Stormy.

#ishIrasays 5

"What's that one guy, the one you wouldn't know. He sings that song, it goes OOOOOOOH. But not the black guy, the white one."

(Don't worry, be happy)

#ishIrasays 4

In response to Mariah giving Ira a pumpkin muffin:

"I'm waiting for it to grow into something better. Maybe it'll be a cherry pie"

No Ira. No.

#ishIrasays 3

- Whistle from Mariah's phone-

"Wait, was that your machine? Oh, and I was about to come get my cookie. -pants like a dog-"

Ira... 3 times in like 10 minutes

#ishIrasays 2

"Bye Steve! I always feel bad about missing meetings with you -sob-... okay I'm over it"

...

#ishIrasays 1

"That black guy from the civil rights movement..."

...Martin Luther King?