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Deep Questions
1.      What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
 
The former
 
2.       Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
 
Nazi feminists piss me off. And yes, they always will.
 
3.      You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
 
Probably my mother. I know I wouldn’t want her to be the last person I talk to, but I’m just so used to calling her first or else she gets offended. I’d probably just tell her everything I knew about the situation. And the I love you’s and such.
 
4.      You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
 
Oh man, I’d be terrified. I’d write a will, not that I have much to give away. I’d like to say I’d cross things off my bucket list, but honestly I’d just want to spend time with the people I love. I don’t know if I’d tell anyone. Part of me thinks I would because I love attention and people would basically clear their schedules for me. But I don’t want so much sadness in my last days, you know?
 
5.      You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
 
Trick question, love doesn’t exist without trust.
 
6.      You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
 
Well no, but only because I can’t swim, so I can’t do anything. I’d make sure someone else who wouldn’t die with the dog did something though.
 
7.      Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
 
Again, it’s all one in the same to me.
 
8.      Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
 
Finally.
 
9.      Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
 
Yes. Yes please. Is an hour all I get? Can I give up more? Because none of us were ready to say goodbye and we all had things we needed to say. To do.
 
10.  Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
 
I mean, I think so.
 
11.  Does love = sex?
 
NEIN. Unfortunately, having sex with someone doesn’t mean you love them. And just because you love someone doesn’t mean you should EVER feel pressured into having sex with them.
 
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
 
No because chances are I’m in the same situation AND it’s never ONLY because they’re the newest. If I deserved to be fired first, I would be.
 
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
 
Jonathan? I don’t know the last time. But he knows I love him. He knows I basically want to spend the rest of my life with him and I wish we could be more than what we are now and that I’m sick of just sexual conversations because I’m clingy whiny annoying female that needs lovey compliments GROSS. That was a coherent sentence.
 
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
 
That I don’t.
 
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
 
My friendships with anyone. I’m clingy as all getout. And I’ve never been good about letting go of anyone.
 
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
 
Today. Maybe an hour ago. My mom.
 
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
I’d have my lines memorized. Because that just needs to be a thing -___-
 
18. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
 
Jonathan, because always. GROSS.
 
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
 
I’m not certified so no regardless of person.
 
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
 
The baby. I don’t know, it sounds horrible. But I just miss her. I miss both my grandmothers. You’re telling me I had the chance to save one of them? I’ll take it immediately.
 
22. Are you old fashioned?
 
In several respects, yes.
 
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
 
I don’t know. I really don’t. I think we all secretly would like something. But who knows. I’d also like to think I’m nice to people often.
 
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
 
I see no difference if there’s a guarantee. But I suppose the former. Otherwise, life is incredibly dull, non?
 
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
 
Infinite wishes. Get up on my level.