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The rut that follows when you find out the love of your life is in a serious public relationship with a pretty actress who is a sassier Latina than you are!

Translation: Josh Hutcherson has a girlfriend. This post is to be ignored. I am not to be taken seriously. None of this matters. Carry on with your day. No actually just keep scrolling.

So 3 out of my 5 freebies are now publicly taken, including the kid I've been in love with since I WAS NINE AND HE WAS ELEVEN... man, the day Dan starts dating or Jared Leto gets married I'll... probably actually be really happy for them, too. -sigh- womp womp

I Miss the Mountains

The fantasies have stopped. I don't see them anymore. I no longer pretend I can live in a world where I'm happy with you. The thought doesn't even cross my mind. That means I've accepted it. I know we have no future, and so I'm no longer imagining how wonderful it could be. They've stopped.

It's so scary and sad without them.

AMV Ideas That Will Never Happen

"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" - Ra -- Fruits Basket
"Year of the Cat" - Al Stewart -- Fruits Basket (Kyou)
"When I Grow Up" - Pussycat Dolls -- Kaichou wa Maid-sama (Aoi)
"Only Girl In The World" - Rihanna -- Rosario to Vampire
"Conquistador" - 30 Seconds to Mars -- Attack on Titan
"No Church In the Wild" - JayZ, Kanye West, Frank Ocean -- Attack On Titan
"When It Rains" - Paramore --  Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai
"Supremacy" - Muse -- Death Note
 "Big Girls Don't Cry" - Fergie -- Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai

Monsters Come to Dance

I would be so much more in love with this if it had less of the Rosario to Vampire opening. But still, I was pleasantly surprised :)

Welcome to: Sammy Whines About Boys!

"Why are all the good girls taken?!? Sammy, help!" - Every guy I've ever liked ever

Apparently I'm really good at attracting creepy old Latino men. And absolutely no one else. Ever. At all.
OH WAIT. Those 2 kids who are like 14.

"What do you look for in a guy?" _________ "Do you need all that?"

"You'll find someone! Of course, you'll make the perfect girlfriend! Some guy will be very lucky to go out with you." "So why don't you?" "Oh. Umm..." Uh huh. The friend zone is real. And it's coed!

Oblivious guys are oblivious. I refuse to flirt any harder.

Rebound. Desperate choice. Fling.

Fast In My Car

It's grown on me.

Hell Of A Thang

So. Why did it take you until AFTER I realized I hate everything about you for you to show some interest in spending time with me? (And now I feel fake for acting so excited!)

Oh right. You're drunk.

Miss Me A Little

Is it bad that I'm pretty in love with these lyrics?

Every Summer

It's always heartbreaking realizing that some of your closest friends are perfect examples the negativity you're trying to get out of your life. Like, so far gone, there's no point in talking to them about it because it will only hurt both parties. It's especially hard for me because I'm so clingy. -sigh- God is testing me... but I know He's right. I just wish it weren't so many people at once. LOL Summer 2011 all over again.

It's Bleeding Me

Seriously. The anger is building. I officially hate everything you've become. I don't even know how to release the immense hate I have for you right now. I could scream. I could cry. I could break things. Throw them. Rip them apart. I could dismantle you. I could spend every bit of my effort and energy and whatever else it takes for me to forget you and forget you mattered to my life. I'm ashamed to know you. I'm ashamed of what you now call your existence. You're a sorry excuse for a human being. I no longer care what happens to you. I don't want to see you. I never want to see you. You can go. And the fact that I'm this angry, which I didn't think was possible, should tell you how badly you've screwed up. Even Jonathan, the damn idiot he is, never reached this point. After all the things he's done, it's not your level of stupidity. Go rot. Die in your drunken stupor with your lungs bleeding.

"But I ain't got no patience so, let's have another Jack & Coke!"

Let Me Treasure You

So Bruno Mars & his new album are perfect. And this video. Is perfect. The end.

Still Into You

NOT  a big fan of Paramore's newest album. And as a Paramore song, this song is pretty disappointing. But it's catchy. And honestly? This is my life. I hate it, but this is my life.

Really Bro?

Your dad's a recovering alcoholic. Stop drinking.

Internet Icon Season 2

I seriously love this show. And I think we have a great group this time! But let's be honest, Kassem G, a BETTER group?! Come on hon. You don't get better than this.

You find me a video this season better than Coming Home (the Duck Video), then we'll talk

Whiny Women

Here's a link to a story about a guy who sent a picture of his penis. Conclusion: Girl was unhappy and sent the picture to his mother

Alright here we go. See, as a joke, that's effing hilarious. That's what the pretentious mofo gets! LOL I wish I knew what his mom said. HOWEVER. This girl took it a bit far. Calling it harassment and rape culture? Can you not? Like, he's not forcing you to do anything. You don't have to stare at the picture or masturbate to it or even take pictures of yourself! And he's definitely not forcing you to have sex. If you wanna look at it, you can. If not, it takes all of a split second to notice what it is a picture of and then delete it before you see more. It's happened to me before. We've all had it happen. It's not hard to ignore. Literally, the most you have to do is push two or three buttons and I can promise you: you will forget what it looks like. Stop acting like you're traumatized. He thought you wanted to see it! Mind you, that was a dumbass assumption to make. But it's nowhere near the same level as having sex with you without prior consent. Sex without prior consent = bad evil awful criminal. Dick pics without prior consent = common mundane unimpressive forgettable. It's a dating app. You gonna tell me you haven't heard the stories of Omegle and Chat Roulette? Step off your high horse please.

Summary: Bravo for the action. Boo for your reasoning.

Anime Survey?

40 Anime questions:
1: What is your #1 favorite anime? Blood+

2: Has an anime ever made you cry? Always every time forever

3: Which anime made you laugh the hardest? Naruto SD

4: If you could make a spin-off of any anime, what would it be? Kaichou wa Maid-sama: The Official Couple Chronicles

5: List your top 5 anime's Blood+, D.N.Angel, Fruits Basket (manga), Code Geass, Sword Art Online

6: List your top 5 anime OSTs I don't even know but Attack On Titan seems to be number one

7: Have you ever watched an entire anime in one sitting? Yep! Elfen Lied! Waddup!

8: Who is your favorite anime character? Excalibur from Soul Eater! :D

9: Name an anime character you absolutely hate Haruhi Suzumiya. Whoops. #unpopularopinion

10: What is your favorite 'moe' anime? I'm gonna say Ouran High School Host Club

11: What is your favorite drama anime? Blood+

12: What is your favorite romance anime? Fruits Basket

13: What is your favorite comedy anime? D.N.Angel? Kaichou wa Maid-sama?

14: What is your favorite action anime? Blood+

15: What is your favorite harem anime? Ouran High School Host Club (repetitive answers)

16: What is your favorite ecchi anime? NOT A THING! But maybe Code Geass counts lolfanart

17: What is your favorite mech anime? Code Geass

18: What is your favorite drama anime? Please refer to Question 11

19: What is your favorite slice of life anime? Lucky Star

20: What is your favorite adventure anime? Sword Art Online

21: What is the first anime you ever saw? D.N.Angel

22: You get to have a harem of [6] anime characters of your choice, who do you choose? I'm not big on Harems, but let's have everyone in love with Excalibur :D

23: What is the most times you've re-watched an anime? Maybe 10?

24: Name [1] anime you wish everyone would watch? Sword Art Online

25: What is an anime you regret watching? Fooly Cooly

26: You get to have [1] anime character as your waifu/husbando in real life, who do you choose? KYOU SOHMA FROM FRUITS BASKET THE END THANK YOU GOODBYE

27: Which anime character are you most like? The manager in Kaichou wa Maid Sama

28: Do you watch a new anime because you think it will be good, or because its popular? Both. If it's popular among my friends, I trust their judgement and add it to my watchlist

29: Has an anime's fanbase ever made you hesitant to watch an anime? Freakin' Naruto

30: How many anime episodes is 'ideal' for you? 26

31: Have you ever watched an anime with over 23 episodes? Many. Aren't most at least 26?

32: If you could make a game for an anime of your choice, what would it be and why? Sword Art Online for obvious unoriginal reasons

33: Would you ever watch an anime with over 100 episodes? FREAKIN' NARUTO

34: Have you ever watched an anime only because you liked a specific character? Rosario to Vampire. The bat wasn't worth it.

35: Have you ever dropped an anime, if so why? No. I just can't do that. I HAVE TO FINISH.

36: In your opinion, what makes a good anime? Some romance. Lots of action. Strong characters. Comedic relief. Great opening and ending. A powerful score. And brilliant animation. So basically Attack On Titan.

37: Name a popular anime you love Ouran High School Host Club

38: Name a popular anime you hate The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

39: Is there an anime you wish was more popular? Blood+ of course

40: Thoughts on live-action adaptations? Unnecessary

Walks At 10PM

You are literally the world's worst boyfriend. But you make an amazing best friend.

Not A Mind Reader

Can you tell how much you messed me up? I want you to know. I want you to actually know and feel just how freaking destroyed I am and realize how much of a part you played in that. Miss you, too, bro.

I'm so effing done being the only one who cares. It's too damn heartbreaking.

Sasuke's Death Wish

 

Sasuke. Your Susano sucks. You'd be murdered.

Just Checking

Are we subblogging? Is that a thing? Are we subblogging each other? Like really? I'm pretty sure we're not and it's just hopeful thinking. But like.. are we?!?!

Oxymoron

I want one of you to find this. And feel so bad. And finally understand how you've broken me. And then watch me be better than I've ever been. And want to be a part of that.

As A Friend

Why the hell don't you miss me?

No. No, Thank You.

You're like super cool. And pretty cute. And basically you're an awesome friend. But I can't like you.  don't want to like you. I ship you guys so hard haha. But I really just can't. 'Cause you'll never like me. And you'd never ever be as bad as the other guys, I know that. But I just know. There's no way you'd like me. And I don't feel like getting my heart broken again. Besides, we're friends. We're good friends. And I like that. I'm theatre and writing and art. You're ROTC. I'm not about that. No, I don't want to like you hehe. Don't worry. I'll fix it. I'll get over it. Really, it's not hard. I'm used to it.