"Why are all the good girls taken?!? Sammy, help!" - Every guy I've ever liked ever
Apparently I'm really good at attracting creepy old Latino men. And absolutely no one else. Ever. At all.
OH WAIT. Those 2 kids who are like 14.
"What do you look for in a guy?" _________ "Do you need all that?"
"You'll find someone! Of course, you'll make the perfect girlfriend! Some guy will be very lucky to go out with you." "So why don't you?" "Oh. Umm..." Uh huh. The friend zone is real. And it's coed!
Oblivious guys are oblivious. I refuse to flirt any harder.
Rebound. Desperate choice. Fling.
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