you are cute and have a bodalicious body
okay im kidding i havent like checked you out because i havent seen you in forever yolo
but seriously anyone would be lucky to be with you
youre not a hook up person though, you deserve a lasting relationship that brings you happiness
Sammy: you're too good to me
Juan: am not
youre short
there now im mean
Juan: why cant i type at 2 am
Sammy: because sleep is a thing that is needed
Juan Medina: i dont need anything
except waffles
Sammy: <3 best life motto
Juan: like waffles
my friends cat with one eye
he was a pirate for halloween
-in reference to dogs who are b*tches-
Juan: she attacked my face a few days ago
Sammy: really?!?! why?!?!
Juan: because shes getting her period soon and shes temperamental
UGH
Sammy: ah, i see
sorry love
thats why you get boys!
Juan: thats why im never getting another one
boys like to hump me.
its like they know
Nothing in life is better than Skyping with JuanJosé
