Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Juan After Hours

Juan: no. 
you are cute and have a bodalicious body
okay im kidding i havent like checked you out because i havent seen you in forever yolo
but seriously anyone would be lucky to be with you
youre not a hook up person though, you deserve a lasting relationship that brings you happiness


Sammy: you're too good to me
Juan: am not
youre short

there now im mean

Juan: why cant i type at 2 am
Sammy: because sleep is a thing that is needed
Juan Medina: i dont need anything
except waffles

Sammy: <3 best life motto
Juan: like waffles
my friends cat with one eye
he was a pirate for halloween


-in reference to dogs who are b*tches-
Juan: she attacked my face a few days ago
Sammy: really?!?! why?!?!
Juan: because shes getting her period soon and shes temperamental
UGH

Sammy: ah, i see
sorry love
thats why you get boys!
Juan: thats why im never getting another one
boys like to hump me.
its like they know



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