Dear Target & FYE

I appreciate that your entire store is filled with things I want. HOWEVER, I don't appreciate that you don't have any of the gifts I want to buy for other people, especially since I'm never going ot get any of the things I want for myself anyway! Fix that. Kthnxbye.

Love,

Sammy

PS: FYE, I'm all about that cashier. Cute/helpful/enthusiastic? That's the kind of employee people like to see. Me included :)

facepalm

Oh Venezuela

Oh well. Philippines > USA, just saying.

Top 16

1.       Venezuela

2.       Turkey

3.       France

4.       Peru

5.       Russia

6.       Mexico

7.       Poland

8.       Hungary

9.       South Africa

10.   Philippines

11.   Croatia

12.   Brazil

13.   Kosovo

14.   Australia

15.   India

16.   USA

(some obvious. I think I'm cheering for Venezuela)

Pageants

I hate pageants.

I abhor pageants.

I've never enjoyed a pageant ever!

But here I am, watching Miss Universe, actually looking at these girls without disdain.

Huh. Alright. Just this once. 

damnitdamnitdamnitdamnit

The effing worst part is that I KNOW this wasn't him, obviously. I don't even think he knows what PostSecret even is. But DAMNIT. I feel so f*cking lonely and so ready to quit but I just CAN'T. I can't quit you.

"Most Impatient/Needy Person Ever" Award goes to...

Mumford & Sons

Blame Me!

Torturing ourselves, we must be into the abuse. If you're the rope that ties us together, then please make me a noose. Ask me to leave, then beg me just to stay. Used to run to my arms, but now I walk away. Come and go as you please. I'm like a part-time lover with well-worn knees.