Monday, September 30, 2013

Barbie

Can we please just talk about Barbie for a second?
Based on the movie Barbie and the Rockers from the 80's
Fun fact! It was created because Mattel needed a way to compete with Hasbro when they released Jem
ANYWAY.
She's perfect.
Like people talking about the world's best singer?
BARBIE
FLIPPIN' BARBIE.
Like, you don't understand.
She had a record breaking world tour.
And flippin' EVERYONE was in love with her.
AND THEN SHE WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM
And became the world's FIRST AMBASSADOR FOR WORLD PEACE. WHAT?
And then she announced the first ever concert in space, broadcasted to the entire globe.
And then she went BACK IN TIME and got famous in the 50's!!!
And, once again, everybody loved her.
And like, SPONSORED NASA OR SOME SH*T
And held a concert at Cape Canaveral! 
(This movie is the reason I know what Cape Canaveral is)
And then went back to the 80's and had a Welcome Home concert.
Where a girl she met in the 50's showed up as her older self in the 80's with her daughter.
Barbie frikkin' bridged the generation gap.
WHAT.
"Barbie's everyone's favorite. For all time".

Also, it doesn't help that (even though most of the music is covers of 50's/60's hits) the music in the movie is freaking catchy.

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