Youth Group Confessions - An Update

3. Bro. Do not disappoint me.

4. Gurla. Please. DO you realize HOW MUCH I want to be you? Honestly. Please don't change that. Don't be jealous of me (if you are I cannot fathom why you every would be). Please don't make me suspicious. Please please please stay a friend to me.

6. Welp. F*ck.

7. Hah no. I've lost all hope for you. Absolute lost cause. I do not deal well with blatant hypocrisy. I don't have time for it. As a result, I don't have time for you. I'm not putting up with your bull and your lies so buena suerte mijo. Hope somebody down the road saves you from this mess. I know I can't. But NO ONE can help you if you won't help yourself. So deuces. I say goodbye to this unhealthy person in my life.

11. 2/3 of you are still in my favor. The third one managed to freaking slip haha. Seriously kid. Why follow me on twitter? Why? What possessed you? Like, now I can see all the dumb stuff you post. I know English is not your first language, and I am not even going to fault you for that. But IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THE ONLY THING YOU SPELL RIGHT IS THE CURSE WORDS. SOMETIMES. Uysh, another unhealthy one. I didn't even know you bro. And thanks to you, I'm looking to keep it that way.

Jess playing an MMORPG

"Dammit I leveled up and missed the celebratory sparklers"

"I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT, SAMANTHA"